I Am Still Alive...Also I Am Not Pregnant...

As it turns out I am very bad at being consistent and posting decent things on the internet that are full of wholesome entertainment.  However I just got back from running and am practically oozing with awesomeness...obviously, I mean look how alluring I am:

*People with husbands (Sheree, Cool Katie) you may want to hide this photo because it is just so overpoweringly sexy...

I apologize for not posting...I'm going to do better.  In the mean time I will tell you that my brother and I have decided to start designing t-shirts.  He's the brains and I'm the brawn...errr...well yeah lets face it my muscles are WAYYYYY bigger than James's....

I mean look...

*Jame is the one in the T-shirt, the wookie is just our impartial judge*

So James is the brains and comes up with awesome ideas and then I and my muscles make those ideas a reality.  Here is one of them:

It's called "The Logic is Sound" and we think it's pretty sweet.  What do you guys think?  Would you wear a shirt with that on it?

Live Long and Prosper

-Jacqueline Moyar

Preview

Hey guys...

     Guess what??

             The next blog is going to be a rant...

                        I'm making lots of pictures and coming up with really pithy comments for them...

                                    Just thought I would give you a little teaser.

Because it will be so emotionally packed, it will probably rock your universe and make you reevaluate almost act you've ever performed on this earth...

It's coming...

Soon.

Really soon.

...Live long and prosper...

Inspiration...

...Live long and Prosper...

Narcissism

Sometimes when it is getting close to finals week and I have so much to do that I feel like puking on a tinfoil-duck I take a minute and draw pictures of myself...

Remember this one guys?  Yeah just a basic reconstruction from the werewolf blog.  Sometimes though I get a little creative and draw stuff like this...

This here, this is pure art.  It obviously says something really deep and profound about my inner child...

Why so serious??

Really why?  I don't understand it.  I mean L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.  so why take it too serious you know?

Or this.............the decapitated head of a fat man.......who is balding........with some nice chops......


There we go, that is my secret (and very vain) way to procrastinate my sever load of homework.

...Live long and prosper...

Merry Christmas!

Tis the season of joy and happiness and for me of procrastination.  Yes I procrastinate my gift buying and sending and making and mending and then I find myself at 8:00pm on Christmas eve thinking, "CRAP! I never mailed all those awesomely inappropriate Christmas cards I made!" 

Example of said innapropriate Santa card:

 (This was still in the early stages, now they all say 'Merry Christmas' and suggestive things about eggnog and chimneys...)

Also I have a confession to make: I love Christmas.  Seriously.  I am one of those annoying people that starts listening to Christmas music the day after Thanksgiving (even though secretly I've been listening to it since Halloween).  I love every part of Christmas, I love giving gifts that make people laugh and I love the smell of cinnamon and I love the way my boogers freeze the minute I walk out the door in the morning.  I love Christmas.  I love what it stands for, I love that at least once a year it's okay to listen to songs about Christ in public and to be happy for no real reason.  I love Christmas.   I love not waking up until noon and spending all day playing with my family.  I love sledding and caroling and hot chocolate and snow and pine trees and wool socks and my festive duck sweater I wear every year.  I love people that wear Santa hats and those folks that stand outside of Wal-Mart and ring bells.  I love that people say hello and smile at you even though they don't know you and most of all I love that even in this day of oppressive political correctness that we can still celebrate one of the most momentous and historically significant events ever to happen on this earth.  I love Christmas.

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

...Live Long and Prosper....

A Pretty Good Joke About Lions

 

...Live Long and Prosper....

Apathy: a lack of interest, enthusiasm or concern.

Apathy is one of my three main emotions.  The other two are hungry and tired.  As such here is a picture of the coolest sunburn I ever had

Remember skin cancer is bad for you and you should always wear sun screen.

I don't know what it is about blogging that makes me feel like I have to be so random.  It's strange really.  I know that I am a human being that is capable of focusing on a single subject for more then three sentences.  I can string thoughts together and make coherent and sometimes compelling arguments. 

However, as soon as I think "Blog Time!" my brain fractures in half and stops communicating with itself.  I see things, but can't put them in words and I read the words that do come out, but can't do anything to edit it because my brain is divided and we all know that a brain divided against itself cannot stand.

Sooooo since I love and respect Abraham Lincoln I am going to take his advice and lie down and see if my brain can't patch it up with itself overnight and perhaps tomorrow we will finally write a decent blog! 

...Live Long and Prosper...