Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Lazy Time

Fact is folks I'm lazy.  I'm not just your run of the mill don't feel like going to work today lazy, I'm if I've been awake for more then nine hours straight I want to shoot myself in the face lazy.

If you didn't know that I was chronically lazy then you would probably think I was depressed, or recovering from a major operation, or possibly dead (on account of I sometimes sleep with my eyes half all reality though and with no jest it is quite creepy.  When I was little my brother and I shared the same room and he used to throw toys at me if I was asleep and staring at him because it gave him bad dreams.  I also do it in class when I don't want Professor to know I'm sleeping through the lesson.  This works great from a distance, however I most definitely creep out my neighboring seat friend, but also they probably respect me a little for my strange and mysterious abilities.)

Anyway I haven't been in school for approximately three and a half months now and it is starting to show.  I keep looking at my blog and thinking "I should really post something," but then I get distracted or fall asleep or just sit there trying to control the beating of my own heart.  I honestly have about thirty unpublished blog drafts, which are mostly just titles and then little stick figure drawings...

Here are some examples!  (Yes examples most definitely warrant the use of an exclamation point)

Braveheart in Space, and other great things to do in a kilt.
Toaster Time!
The Demise of Stanley the Earwig
The Never Before Published True Story behind 'The Demise of Stanley the Earwig'
Concerns and Conundrums 1: Why my Disney character crush is Gaston.
Concerns and Conundrums 2: Having a crush on a cartoon character is idiotic, obtuse, and dultish
Concerns and Conundrums 3: The Saurus and other fearsome beasts

In summation: I am lazy.  I tire of subjects easi......ah hell I lost my train of thought...I blame Google for my attention deficiencies...

In conclusion: I am very grateful to you my friends for still reading my blog, even though my sentences run on and on and on and I use the '....' thing waaay too much and I struggle to stick to one topic...

In culmination:

In resolution:

In conclusion:

To wrap it all up: I decided to try to pull myself out of my shiftless and inactive state and try and post something every day for a week.  I'm not promising it will be good (just take a look at my last post), but it will be.  That is all, it will just BE.

...Live long and Prosper....

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